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09.06.2025 00:55

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Horoscope for Saturday, June 07, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times
Next, they tried...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is having white skin really that attractive?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to