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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Horoscope for Saturday, June 07, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How can I stop drinking?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times

Next, they tried...

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to